Funny Marriage Quotes

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'Top Ten' Funny Marriage  Quotes

Funny Marriage Quotes 1
People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

Erma Bombeck

Funny Marriage Quotes 2
The Japanese have a word for it.  It's Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding.  The Western equivalent of judo is, 'Yes, dear.'
J. P. McEvoy

Funny Marriage Quotes 3
One advantage of marriage it seems to me is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Judith Viorst

Funny Marriage Quotes 4
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar

Funny Marriage Quotes 5
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther

Funny Marriage Quotes 6
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Billy Sunday

Funny Marriage Quotes 7
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny Marriage Quotes 8
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

Funny Marriage Quotes 9
I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvellous. It must be very inexpensive.
Johnny Carson

Funny Marriage Quotes 10
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West